The Truth Or My Side Of The Story

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

(via nailahslim)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(via pizza)

laugh-addict:

I don’t look both ways, I just walk.

When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”

(via yolanda-be-coool)